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sateesh kumar

The Problem With Gals

Jzzz for some laughs guyzzzz ;)

The problems with GalS : 

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u areIN LOVE with her;
If u Don't , she says u are PROUD . 
If u DRESS Nicely , she says u are trying to LURE her; 
If u Don't , she says u are fromVILLAGE .
If u ARGUE with her, she says u areSTUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET , she says u have noBRAINS .
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll loseFACE ; 
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT. 
If u don't L ove her, she tries toPOSSESS u;
If u Love her! , she will try to LEAVEu.(very true huh?) 
If u tell her your PROBLEM , she says u are TROUBLESOME ; 
If u don't , she says that u don'tTRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a NANNYto her; 
If she SCOLDS u, it is because sheCARES for u.
If u BREAK your promise ,  u Cannot be TRUSTED ;
If she BREAKS her, she is FORCED to do so. 
If u SMOKE , u are BAD guy;
If she SMOKES , she isGENTLEWOMAN . 
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL ;
If she HURTS u, u are tooSENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please !!!!! 

If u send this to gals, they will swear that it's not true....... 
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is....... 
SEND THIS TO GalS OUT THERE ANYWAY ... :P

Send it to guys also, give them some laughter .. J

by,

Seo in bangalore

Google Office in the US.

Google Solar Array

Mountain View , California

Today, Google employs 20,223 people around the world, receiving a resume every 25 seconds from eager job-seekers, hiring an average of nine new employees a day.

A full-size replica of Virgin Atlantic 's Spaceship One (space tourist vehicle) hangs in the reception area.

Exercise

To work off the pounds, and the stress . . .

Google has its own state-of-the- art gym . . . offering weight-training and a host of exercise machines, rowing machines, lockers and shower rooms, and two swim-in-place wave pools.

Other perks include free haircuts, dry cleaning and laundry, child care, car services, chiropractors and five onsite doctors available for employee check-ups; all free of charge.

Perhaps the most unusual bonus of all... employees can bring their dogs to work with them and keep the four-legged canine in their offices.

We already know that working for Google has certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of a search engine takes the welfare of its employees seriously as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light....

Stress capsule

Moving around the complex:

A slide allows quick access from different floors...

There are also poles available... .they are similar to the ones used in fire stations.

Food

Employees can eat all they want for free from a vast choice of food and drink, whipped up by in-house chefs.

Typical Google Lunch

Cookie set-up

Work Station:

Each employee has at least two large screens.

There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office.

Innovation:

Large boards are available just about everywhere because 'ideas don't always come when seated in the office'says one of Google's managers.

Leisure.

Pool tables, video games, etc. are available in many areas.

Communication.

On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees attend to personal affairs.

Tech Stop

Having trouble with your computer?  No problem...

Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed...

Health:

Professional massage therapists are available.

Rest ....

View relaxing aquariums on massage chairs that you control 

Ambiance...

There are many books in this library...even some about programming!

Look around your office, do you find any difference?

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Sateesh kumar.Siddhamshetty

SEO IN BANGALORE

WHO Deserves MORE?

WHO Deserves MORE?

The India cricket team bus. & DON'T MISS the VIJAY RATH

Now lets have a look at the luxury our commandos had after their 60 hr sleepless battle!!! 

The Black Cat (NSG) commando bus after operation at TAJ .

WHICH VICTORY WAS CRITICAL ??

What a shame and disgrace to every citizen of India that the elite NSG

Force was transported into ordinary BEST buses,

whereas our cricketers are transported into state of the art

luxury buses, these Jawans lay down their lives to protect every

Indian and these cricketers get paid even if they lose a match,

we worship these cricketers and forget the martyrdom of these brave Jawans.

The Jawans should be paid the salaries of the cricketers

and the cricketers should be paid the salaries of the Jawans.

Huh... This is

our India ....

Please be a human being and forward this to everyone u know.

Please forward to as many as you can , in the hope it reaches to someone who can make a difference. 

Do not worry about those who have come thru boats...

Our forces can easily defeat them.

WORRY about those who have come thru votes....

Those are our REAL ENEMIES.. ,

Guys lets utilize our votes sensibly , that's the least we can do. 

Pass it on if u r hurt to so we can spread d msg of logical voting. 

Jai Hind.

A Hurt Indian.......

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Satish kumar siddhamshetty

SEO IN HYDERABAD

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SEO IN BANGALORE